Here is the never ending beginning of the Lisa and Becky Drunken (and or undrunken) Mutterings:
1. Hes the best man, groom, AND the bread!
2. "Laurel, I cant come into work today" "why?" "I missed my exit" "Where r u now?" "I ended up in Florida" "It took u that long 2 realize u were lost?" "Yep" "When will u b back?" "In like 9 months" "Why so long?" "Cause I have no money or gas 2 get back!"
3. I cant come to work today, I broke my dick
4. "My allergies are acting up, I must be allergic to stupid people"
5. "How much you wanna bet I can get this whole bed in my vagina?"
6. "Hey I cant get it in!" -I hate it when i cant get it in!
7. My knees on fire
8. Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy
9. Cowboys and Snowstorms: You never know when theyre coming, how many inches youll get and how long they will last
10. Cowboy butts drive me nuts!
11. Lisa and Becky heart bald cackling cowboys
12. Hello........Im a car......
13. Do you have a permit to ask stupid questions like that?
14. Rough and Ready
15. Rats tooshy...party of one!
16. Diahrea Cha Cha Cha
17. Do Not Enter Pillow
18. Becky- "Hey Lisa, I got us a present when we get back to PA." Lisa- "DID YOU GET US ANOTHER VIBRATOR?!?!" Becky- "Yea I got us the bunny from Sex and the City... Ummm... NO!! I got us spa pases!!"
19. Is this spork a foon?
20. We had all we ever wanted with tampons in the closet
21. Why does it smell like feet, ass, and rotten eggs in here?
22. Gangsta Cowboys
23. Livin in a Gangsta Paradise
24. No shoes, no shirt, no problem
25. Trashy Women
26. Fertile as a Feline...I just keep poppin them out left and right
27. Who knew when I died there would be hulla dancers and pina coladas?
28. "Kenny crack corn, and I dont care... "I thought it was Jimmy crack corn...""why what did I say?" "Kenny"..."lol"...umm yeah
29. Eat my fist Bitch
30. Im Johnny Cage Bitch
31. Im Johnny Cash Bitch
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